Ben-Smile Random Jokes
Fun Time with Mr Smile
*Staying in a one-room is nice until you wake up in the middle of the night and call your neighbours because there is a man with dreadlocks who is standing on top of you only to find out it's your mop.
* . No be everybody wey fall for church get demon inside , some are just sleepy
that ' s
all .
* . You don't need to always shout to
be known!! EVEN without
advert !! GaRRI STILL sELL p * ss
indomie .
* Supporting arsenal and super
eagles will kill you faster than bullet
* . Don't get excited when a girl
starts
calling
you Boo!!
Boo might be a short Form
for OloriBooruku . .
* . If KUKERE were to be nigeria anthem, as a
student will u miss assembly ?
* . Shout Out To All The Guys Dat
Borrows Money Just To Impress their Girlfriends.
Just keep It Up ,The Lord Is Ur
Strength.
🔳Virginity is like a Balloon, One prick👈 and it's gone for ever!
🔳Sex is like a pack of Chips🍟, Once you start!
You can't stop😝!
🔳An Exam paper📝 is like a Dick 🍌, When it's hard! People get fucked!🎍
🔳Education🏨 is like hiring a prostitute💃, It needs both your money💰 and your hard work! 😓
🔳💰💳Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand👋 can let you achieve it!
🔳Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !👙
🔳 Fuck a woman and she Loves you. When u Love a woman she Fucks you.😳
🔳MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.😜
🔳Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It's Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up😜
🔳Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute😰
🔳If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! 😉
🔳If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible, ask him to wear condom after sex!💄
So basically life is PORNOGRAPHY
*Staying in a one-room is nice until you wake up in the middle of the night and call your neighbours because there is a man with dreadlocks who is standing on top of you only to find out it's your mop.
* . No be everybody wey fall for church get demon inside , some are just sleepy
that ' s
all .
* . You don't need to always shout to
be known!! EVEN without
advert !! GaRRI STILL sELL p * ss
indomie .
* Supporting arsenal and super
eagles will kill you faster than bullet
* . Don't get excited when a girl
starts
calling
you Boo!!
Boo might be a short Form
for OloriBooruku . .
* . If KUKERE were to be nigeria anthem, as a
student will u miss assembly ?
* . Shout Out To All The Guys Dat
Borrows Money Just To Impress their Girlfriends.
Just keep It Up ,The Lord Is Ur
Strength.
🔳Virginity is like a Balloon, One prick👈 and it's gone for ever!
🔳Sex is like a pack of Chips🍟, Once you start!
You can't stop😝!
🔳An Exam paper📝 is like a Dick 🍌, When it's hard! People get fucked!🎍
🔳Education🏨 is like hiring a prostitute💃, It needs both your money💰 and your hard work! 😓
🔳💰💳Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand👋 can let you achieve it!
🔳Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !👙
🔳 Fuck a woman and she Loves you. When u Love a woman she Fucks you.😳
🔳MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.😜
🔳Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It's Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up😜
🔳Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute😰
🔳If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! 😉
🔳If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible, ask him to wear condom after sex!💄
So basically life is PORNOGRAPHY
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