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Ben-Smile Jokes. That awkward moment u were with your crush outside ur house gisting her how you will shower her with money and your junior sister came and be like "brother Ben, mummy said u should come and return the money u stole from her purse before she come and meet u by herself o'... ★ How can I buy okada for 500k and u expect me not to use it to jam one police man πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„ Abeg don't try holding me o i have made up my mindπŸ€£πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜„ ★From January to December Kings and Queens were born.. Abeg Which months were the palace guards and Maiden born ??? Plz I need answer Am not understanding o πŸ˜‚ ★Hmmm So Google just turned 18??? Shame don dey catch me oh.... So na small pikin I dey ask question since all this time??? ••• ★ I Think The Guy That Invented TIE Was Trying To Commit Suicide Then He Saw Himself In The Mirror And Thought."Wait o This Looks So Nice" . Then We Started Using It Since Then.... ••• chai over wisdom will not kill Ben-Smile one day... ★…
Ben-smile. Don Come Again With Random Jokes...
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*We live in a world where women believe all men are  "cheat and Lairs"

forgetting when they always say
"What a man can do, a woman can do better"
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* how Americans compose music
title- rainbow : u look beautiful with your pretty eye ur charming smile ur glowing hair ho girl ho girl u are just like the "rainbow" u are as beautiful as nature its self..........
how Nigerians compose music title rainbow : rainbow  rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow u resemble rainbow my baby
i will buy you bugati no be lie i fit die make thunder fire me rainbow oo rainbow ooo rainbow oooo baby girl oya follow me to the rainbow make we panana..........

i feel like crying!

*This life sef, So easy to lose focusπŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜• One minute you are determined to save money at all cost. The next minute you are buying Suya saying "I cannot Kill Myself

**At my age, my mom is stil…

Ben-Smile Jokes

πŸ™ŒLAUGH LIKE MADMAN...πŸ™Œ
πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘ Ben-Smile JokesπŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚**Turn to ur neighbour and say*
*NEIGHBOUR* .....
*Shout it loud* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*Shout it louder* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*next WEEK I must buy*
*knockout**πŸ˜‘⛹πŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ You think you mean the world to some people , until you enter their heart and discover you are just a small village without light and waterπŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Because they call you phone engineer you
are now wearing helmet to repair phone
What's your aim oga??πŸ˜‘ πŸ˜’The only difference between harmattan and winter is just visa♨ abi na lie
πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰Make una help me thank God for my life
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I almost landed myself in serious trouble today,I nearly asked a girl out,forgetting we are still in December♨ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Attention_please
Dis harmattan breeze just carried my slim frd 2 d next junction.
Plz if you're slim put Rocks in ur pockets. πŸ˜ͺWhile your mother is praying that you
should have a long life, you're in your
boyfriend's house shouting ''Ooohh yes!!!
baby kill …

Joke

People who judge others by What they post on
social media have the strongest mouth odour
Don't argue plz, this is science πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚

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Ben-Smile Jokes

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ LAUGH OUT  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1.Girls are fun of saying: i gave u everything, i gave u my body, is this how u pay me back? My sister didn't i give u my own body too?? Make i hear some girl tell me that nonsense again!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
2.*Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...*
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4.I stopped reciting *Nigerian pledge ever since *1cup* of rice became N100.
To serve Nigeria with which strength,when I never chop♨
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5.I was struggling with my Biology examination when one slay queen asked "please is skeleton a wild animal?" Chai!!! Invigilator has fainted ,we are now fainting according to our exam numbers, & am just waiting for my turn to faint...😨😨😨😰😨
6.When u propose to a beautiful girl and she does not accept , my brother don't insult or blame her. She is saving u from drinking garri πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
#thank_meh_later😜😜😜
7.If this doesn&…

Ben-Smile Random Jokes

Fun Time with Mr Smile

*Staying in a one-room is nice until you wake up in the middle of the night and call your neighbours because there is a man with dreadlocks who is standing on top of you only to find out it's your mop.

* . No be everybody wey fall for church get demon inside , some are just sleepy
that ' s
all .

* . You don't need to always shout to
be known!! EVEN without
advert !! GaRRI STILL sELL p * ss
indomie .

 * Supporting arsenal and super
eagles will kill you faster than bullet

* . Don't get excited when a girl
starts
calling
you Boo!!
 Boo might be a short Form
for OloriBooruku . .

* . If KUKERE were to be nigeria anthem, as a
student will u miss assembly ?

* . Shout Out To All The Guys Dat
Borrows Money Just To Impress their Girlfriends.

Just keep It Up ,The Lord Is Ur
Strength.

πŸ”³Virginity is like a Balloon, One prickπŸ‘ˆ and it's gone for ever!

πŸ”³Sex is like a pack of Chips🍟, Once you start!
You can't stop😝!

πŸ”³An Exam paperπŸ“ is like a Dick ?…