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Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Ben-smile. Don Come Again With Random Jokes...
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*We live in a world where women believe all men are  "cheat and Lairs"

forgetting when they always say
"What a man can do, a woman can do better"
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* how Americans compose music
title- rainbow : u look beautiful with your pretty eye ur charming smile ur glowing hair ho girl ho girl u are just like the "rainbow" u are as beautiful as nature its self..........
how Nigerians compose music title rainbow : rainbow  rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow u resemble rainbow my baby
i will buy you bugati no be lie i fit die make thunder fire me rainbow oo rainbow ooo rainbow oooo baby girl oya follow me to the rainbow make we panana..........

i feel like crying!

*This life sef, So easy to lose focusπŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜• One minute you are determined to save money at all cost. The next minute you are buying Suya saying "I cannot Kill Myself

**At my age, my mom is still bringing back rice from a wedding for me. Is God not wonderful? πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

**D way young boys smoke weed nowadays eh😨😏
Is Dat how big boys do??😟😏
Lemmi tell una, 
Small boys smoke weed.

Real men smoke fire wood 😏😏
So, Are u a real man or small boy?? πŸ˜‚πŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆ

*Nobody from imo state has the right to be Sad 😞 😟😟
Bcos no other state has a commissioner for happiness 😭😭😭🚢🚢🚢

*Harmattan, The Season That Changes Soft Lips Into Iron Sponge. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

 * So funny how some people will
buy (sachet water)PURE WATER and finish it in less dan one minute... But d day dey finally
buy BOTTLE Water,
it takes like 2 hours to finish it. wen dey keep opening and closing like say e get doctor's prescription
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But why na...

**I thought I knew English until I heard my neighbour explaining the difference between Email and Gmail,
(1)Email - the mails which are sent using Electricity
(2)Gmail -the mails which are sent using a Generator πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

My people,  Wat about Hot mail and Yahoo mail?? πŸ˜„πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

Sunday, December 16, 2018

Ben-Smile Jokes


πŸ™ŒLAUGH LIKE MADMAN...πŸ™Œ
πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘ Ben-Smile JokesπŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚**Turn to ur neighbour and say*
*NEIGHBOUR* .....
*Shout it loud* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*Shout it louder* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*next WEEK I must buy*
*knockout**πŸ˜‘⛹πŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜‚
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ You think you mean the world to some people , until you enter their heart and discover you are just a small village without light and waterπŸ˜‚
πŸ˜‚ Because they call you phone engineer you
are now wearing helmet to repair phone
What's your aim oga??πŸ˜‘
πŸ˜’The only difference between harmattan and winter is just visa♨ abi na lie
πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
πŸ˜‰Make una help me thank God for my life
πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡
I almost landed myself in serious trouble today,I nearly asked a girl out,forgetting we are still in December♨
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Attention_please
Dis harmattan breeze just carried my slim frd 2 d next junction.
Plz if you're slim put Rocks in ur pockets.
πŸ˜ͺWhile your mother is praying that you
should have a long life, you're in your
boyfriend's house shouting ''Ooohh yes!!!
baby kill me''
My sister you are wasting your mother's
prayers.😢
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. One Kiss On Her Neck & She's breathing
Like a hair dryer
Women are dramaticπŸ˜’πŸ˜‚
😁😁If anger could be converted to electricity,
Lagos alone would power Nigeria.
The number of angry people there is alarming.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚?🀣
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚It is only in Nollywood movies witches will appear somewhere and  first thing they do is to laugh🀦🏽‍♂πŸ™„Please what's funny??πŸ˜’
πŸ˜€πŸ˜€The only exercise I've done this month is, "Running out of money"!
πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡
Come see how I have reduced in weight.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Some people will finish bathing with a bucket and say "I just showered"🚿🚿😳😳my dear you just bucketedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚be real for once
πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ME: Baby, I heard u lost ur phoneπŸ˜•
Girl: Yes love
ME: Oya dash me the charger naaπŸ™„πŸ™„
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚If you die a virgin, u will still go to hell because u disobeyed a simple instruction "GO INTO THE WORLD AND MULTIPLYπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
πŸ˜€πŸ˜€*imagine if girls start doing rituals like guys,  they don't need to use iPhone or Benz to lure guys*  
*All they need to say is baby come to my house,i am home alone*🀣🀣🀣🀣
* chain..No guy for remain Ooh abi na lie Babes????*πŸƒπŸΌ‍♀
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I was soo worried last night.
Am not sure my future wife slept in the house.... Baby, please where did you go??😒😭
πŸ˜€πŸ˜€Guys that carry condoms in their wallets, what exactly is your purpose in life??? So you are walking on the road and hoping to see a girl and climbing on her like a fowl abi..
Let me just  mind my business...
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I want to marry a woman as funny and crazy as I am.
Imagine waking up by 2am and start laughing bcoz we 4got to pick our kids from School
😁😁Happy Sunday but I didn't go to Church ..am still washing plate for the restaurant i took my girlfriend to😭she ordered more than my wallet😟

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Friday, December 14, 2018

Joke

People who judge others by What they post on
social media have the strongest mouth odour
Don't argue plz, this is science πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚

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Wednesday, December 12, 2018

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Ben-Smile Jokes

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ LAUGH OUT  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1.Girls are fun of saying: i gave u everything, i gave u my body, is this how u pay me back? My sister didn't i give u my own body too?? Make i hear some girl tell me that nonsense again!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
2.*Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...*
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4.I stopped reciting *Nigerian pledge ever since *1cup* of rice became N100.
To serve Nigeria with which strength,when I never chop♨
πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
5.I was struggling with my Biology examination when one slay queen asked "please is skeleton a wild animal?" Chai!!! Invigilator has fainted ,we are now fainting according to our exam numbers, & am just waiting for my turn to faint...😨😨😨😰😨
6.When u propose to a beautiful girl and she does not accept , my brother don't insult or blame her. She is saving u from drinking garri πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
#thank_meh_later😜😜😜
7.If this doesn't make u laugh, then nothing can make u laughπŸ˜‚
*STARBOY* : Did u c my mssg ?
*SAMIDY* : D one u said I shud borrow u ten thousand ?
*STARBOY*: yes
*SAMIDY* : I didn't c it
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8.Girls with big butt produce the best fart!
The flavour can follow you for 6hourz like Hausa
perfumeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ
9.If he no longer cleans his room when you visit…
My sister just know that you’ve been promoted
from side chick to main chickπŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
10.I nearly fainted😳 this afternoon when a certain gyal here in this group πŸ˜‚told me I'm one of her friends on xender*. Should mention her name ???
😁😁😁😁
11.I have Upgraded my whatsapp over 10 times this year... No difference... The smileys still look like DAVIDO head...😏😏😏😏
12.*Some journalists visited a village n went straight to the king, one of the interviewers asked de king*
*JOURNALISTS :sir, as a ruler of this community, tell us your plan*
*KING :(provokedπŸ˜‰) ',you are calling me a ruler? your father is a pencil, your mother is eraser, you ar a sharpener. Infact all ur family is a maths set. Foolish man*
πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
13.DURING CHURCH SERVICE
Pastor said to the congregation:"turn to your left and tell your neighbor ' it shall be permanent in your life' ".
A young boy turns to his left and saw a cripple. He became confused ,he stared for some minutes and he told the cripple " don't mind the pastor".
The cripple said #na_God_save_u"
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14.Love❤ used to be blind but now
it has received its treatment.πŸ™†‍♂
Now it looks at u, ur pocket, ur family & social status & even ur bank accout balance too.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
15.I wrote comment "you look so beautiful my love" on my girlfriend picture and she replied "thanks bro"
#mmmπŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
16.I texted my Ex *'Hi'* and she quickly updated Status *'Doing fine without you'* . See this girl oh ohhπŸ˜„πŸ˜„, who told her i want her back?
Jus wanted to tell her, *i saw her dad in town today wearing my Cap she took*.πŸ˜„πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜Ή
17.Those of you that promised when you were small and said
*MUMMY, I WILL BUY YOU AEROPLANE WHEN I GROW UP*
how far nah
Una never grow???
πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
18.πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬I think *Facebook* should stop this tagging 😏
Someone tagged me in a Post that He was *Smoking weed with me and 16 others* My father came across this Post and Since yesterday I've not been able to Step in our own *House*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
19.If you grab her phone and she fights for it.
My brother, you're single! Stop wasting your time
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20.If it was Yoruba people that invented the ATM Machine ehn,
And u used ur left hand to withdraw the money, the machine would retract the money, hiss and show you *"Insufficient Home Training" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
21.Unknown person :Knock Knock
Peter:Who is there?
Unknown person :Its opportunity
Peter :You lie. Opportunity knocks but once, you Knock more than once, you are jehovah Witness.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ
22.All these girls with small boob should be banned from wearing bra....
How can you be caging what is trying to grow?? πŸ˜” πŸ˜” πŸ˜” πŸ˜”
That is unfair nowπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜‹
Yeee .. Who stone meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
23.Ever since i joined Facebook I have never seen a girl standing straight in a picture. Or
Have u ever seen it my brotherπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’―πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚
24.Fat girls πŸ‘­ be like I dnt lik #photo grid...
Hia! my sister we all knw you dnt fit in the frame..Simple!!πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
25.Short Boys will still sag,
Then their trousers will now be looking like soaked pampersπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
26.*The Way I'm Broke Now, I'm Thinking Of Selling Our Dog. I Will Do The Barking At Night πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜
27.My sister, tell him you are coming to visit him and let that idiot clean his room for at least once in a month and then switch off your Phone.
😜😜😜😜😜
Robert Mugabe
28.Son .Dad my stomach is paining and aching
Dad. Son it is because you stomach is empty
Son .Dad now I understand why you always have head ache.
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29.If she wears her bra backwards first and then slide it around,my brother marry that woman.😷😷😷
30.Welcome to Africa 🌍 where ladies match shoes with their handbags but there are not able to match babies with their fathers... πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†
31.I am selling a good second hand girlfriend*
Still attractive with no child and in good condition.
*Model*: 1993
*Br**st quality*: Manageable
*S*x duration*: can last 4 -5hrs
*S*x position*: Any style
Prize negotiable, swap and top up also accepted .
If interested please inbox me.
*Strictly no road test*πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’¦πŸ˜‚πŸ’¦
32. Dating a Church Girl is the Best... I cheat, she finds out, we pray together and blame the Devil
😘😘😘😘😘😘
33.Guys don't kill yourself because you want satisfy her during sex. If she doesn't scream when making love to her, just bite her nipple.
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*I hate stubborn girlsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚*
34.πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬Akpos, why did you steal the church Clock?
Akpos Replied; I stole it Because God's time is the best.
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35. You're in a relationSHIP and u say she's
cheating,have u ever seen a SHIP carrying only
1 person??
Thank God am in a relationBIKEπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
36.Yawa is when a girl break up with you and she later realise that she is pregnant, my dear you and the baby are my Ex.πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
37. My luv 4 you All can make me jump in front of a train. As long as its not moving😁😁😁😁

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