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❌ She just called me and said she haven't seen   her period since she visited me..  I've searched everywhere in my house I didn't see anything . What am I even looking for ?. Now Dat I don't know what period looks like . Please what does period look like ? let me know what to look for..

❌ in Nigeria you will buy V.I.P tickets just to end up sitting on a speaker

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❌ Why is it hard to stay out of trouble these  days? I happened to do my landlord's son's Maths homework yesterday. I overheard the boy telling his dad that he had zero. Since this morning am still inside my room trying to come out without them noticing me. I can’t even go out to buy food...

❌.By now some

secondary couples are planning on finishing secondary school together, go to the same university, work at the same place and get married. 

Should we tell them 

If the girl did not fail maths the guy will fail English. WAEC will separate them before the ancestors DO 

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❌Federal government should tell the people producing mini mie chin chin to reduce the air that is being pumped inside the sachet.

Please let me enjoy my #50.

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 ❌If You Don't Know The Lyrics, You just Keep

Quiet

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 Which One Is "Rock Of Ages, Swear For Me"

❌Pls those people who fall in love, how do you fall ?

Is it with your head, leg or back?

EPP a Sister who wants to fall in love.

And those who are in a strong relationship where did you guys buy your building materials from ?

❌ All these girls sef

You will just ask a girl, "tell me your hobbies"

She will just open her mouth and say traveling  and shopping. 

Don't they have hobbies that doesn't require money. 

Am talking of hobbies like sleeping, trekking or crying... 

★. A thief broke into my house last

night....

After seeing my condition he borrowed me  200 naira to go and buy garri and drink...

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