Ben-Smile Book of Jokes ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ



 ๐Ÿ‘‰Am thinking of opening private part๐Ÿ‘ shaving saloon Please support me ๐Ÿ˜‹

 ๐Ÿ‘‰i lied to someone that i work with shell company, now she has packed in.
How do i unshell myself?

๐Ÿ‘‰Even if marriage is free, some men will still not get married..they just love jumping from Janet to Joy ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘‰. *Some guys will never take a lady out on a date, all they know is visit me, visit me.* As if they're admitted in a hospital.
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 ๐Ÿ‘‰I have made so many mistakes in my life but what I'll not try is to fight where there will be no one to separate us.
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I can't come and intentionally kill myself♨
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๐Ÿ‘‰*Our language is called mother’s tongue*
*because our father never get a chance to talk*

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๐Ÿ‘‰Dear ladies, stop looking for a guy that won't cheat on you. Look for a guy that'll care for you, respect you, value you and be proud of you... In fact look for me.

๐Ÿ‘‰My Roommate Who Is A Banker Quit His Job After His Uncle Advised Him To Come Work With Him In An Oil Company.
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He Travelled There & Turns Out His Uncle Is A Cleaner & His Uncle Wanted Him To Take The Gateman Job So They Could Spend More Time Together As Family ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ข

๐Ÿ‘‰Not ALL Men are romantic. If you see the way some Men pull off their ladies panties before sex, you will think they are starting a generator ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘‰Please ladies, this attitude of becoming more beautiful after break up must stop! I nearly beg my ex for second date yesterday.*๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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