Ben-Smile Book of Jokes π°π°π°
πAm thinking of opening private partπ shaving saloon Please support me π
πi lied to someone that i work with shell company, now she has packed in.
How do i unshell myself?
πEven if marriage is free, some men will still not get married..they just love jumping from Janet to Joy π€£ππ€£ππ€£π
π. *Some guys will never take a lady out on a date, all they know is visit me, visit me.* As if they're admitted in a hospital.
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πI have made so many mistakes in my life but what I'll not try is to fight where there will be no one to separate us.
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I can't come and intentionally kill myself♨
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π*Our language is called mother’s tongue*
*because our father never get a chance to talk*
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πDear ladies, stop looking for a guy that won't cheat on you. Look for a guy that'll care for you, respect you, value you and be proud of you... In fact look for me.
πMy Roommate Who Is A Banker Quit His Job After His Uncle Advised Him To Come Work With Him In An Oil Company.
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He Travelled There & Turns Out His Uncle Is A Cleaner & His Uncle Wanted Him To Take The Gateman Job So They Could Spend More Time Together As Family ππ’
πNot ALL Men are romantic. If you see the way some Men pull off their ladies panties before sex, you will think they are starting a generator πππππ
πPlease ladies, this attitude of becoming more beautiful after break up must stop! I nearly beg my ex for second date yesterday.*π€π€π€π€π€
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