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Ben-Smile Weekend Again ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ

๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ ๐Ÿšฉ*_How can a girl be angry at me for using my own penis ๐Ÿ† on another girl? My own penis! Imagine my own personal penis ๐Ÿ˜‚_*๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿšฉ*EFCC should start investigating the source of people's poverty. Not only their source of wealth*. *Poverty is also a financial crime* ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿšฉ*Davido son Is just two days old And he is richer than me* ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ ```na wah ooo```๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿšฉ_If Federal government can stop imported rice for local farmers to thrive, why not stop imported generator for PHCN to work?_๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿšฉ*Before you hate me, just ask yourself, are you important to me? Better don't waste your hatred for nothing!* ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿšฉ*_Who told Africans that after birthday, the next day is Facebook_* Thanksgiving Service ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„  ๐ŸšฉWoman love money woman love money!!??   Judas that betrayed Jesus was she a woman.?      Ladies, is the volume okay by you. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿšฉ*_Mention that person u will see in heaven n shout eii!! How come who open the gate for you_* ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Ben-Smile Book of Jokes ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ

 ๐Ÿ‘‰Am thinking of opening private part๐Ÿ‘ shaving saloon Please support me ๐Ÿ˜‹  ๐Ÿ‘‰i lied to someone that i work with shell company, now she has packed in. How do i unshell myself? ๐Ÿ‘‰Even if marriage is free, some men will still not get married..they just love jumping from Janet to Joy ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘‰. *Some guys will never take a lady out on a date, all they know is visit me, visit me.* As if they're admitted in a hospital. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ :   ๐Ÿ‘‰I have made so many mistakes in my life but what I'll not try is to fight where there will be no one to separate us. * I can't come and intentionally kill myself♨ ๐Ÿคฃ  ๐Ÿ‘‰*Our language is called mother’s tongue* *because our father never get a chance to talk* ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ‘‰Dear ladies, stop looking for a guy that won't cheat on you. Look for a guy that'll care for you, respect you, value you and be proud of you... In fact look for me. ๐Ÿ‘‰My Roommate Who Is A Banker Quit His Job After His Uncle Advised Him To Come Work With Hi

Ben-Smile Jokes Reloaded

Nigeria๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ is not save, i was kidnapped and killed๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฅ but I managed to escape๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพ A journey of a thousand miles/steps begins with your transport fare. Don't let Motivational speakers Fool You ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ *My Sister.. A man Toasted you once and you said No but you don't want him to give up! Abeg, How many time does Adam Toasted Eve?*,๐Ÿ˜ณ *Every man deserves a female friend who'll say "Sammy I can see you're not okay" close the door*. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‡ *She caught me cheating now she says* _If I still want her, I must sing the National Anthem backwards_ ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ *Wife:* swear with this Bible that since we got married, you have not seen any other woman... *Husband:* what would you gain if I die? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ  *Do you know you can be in a relationship without knowing?* Some people are dating you in their mind ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ *That moment you are laughing so hard with your crush๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ suddenly a heavy mess come out from your bumbum....* ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฒ Some girls are complaining that,

Ben-Smile Random Jokes...

*Teacher:* A girl that jumps from one man to another is called a what? *Me:* bouncing baby girl ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘ฎ   I wish Facebook will be giving us warning like; *Do you really wanna accept Abena* That girl na ashawo ooo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… If the price does not come down before my wedding......๐Ÿ˜œ Brethren na beans Una go chop๐Ÿค“๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ ๐Ÿ‘‰Hustle oooo.... So dat EFCC will not come to ur compound and pack everybody and leave you alone   ๐Ÿ‘‰The moment I knew Nigeria was in trouble was when someone stole his neighbor's white goat and dyed it black... only for the neighbor to say he recognized the goat by its smile ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝ *๐Ÿ‘‰Some girls will be forming slay Queen.. Buh if you see the hand of their bra..  It looks lik Danfo driver's seat belt* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ : *I know 80 percent of my friends here don't know the meaning of "POS" it means "Pot Of Soup".* For interview seek, learn now.  ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝ‍⚕ *Don't allow loneliness kill you. I do part time dat

Ben-Smile Random Jokes ๐Ÿ’ฎ ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ

๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฎ ๐Ÿ‘‰*My sister hustle o make your boyfriend no go put another girl's picture for status because you no get data to view* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ‘‰A journey of a thousand miles/steps begins with your transport fare. Don't let Motivational speakers Fool You ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ‘‰*My Sister.. A man Toasted you once and you said No but you don't want him to give up! Abeg, How many time does Adam Toasted Eve?*,๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ‘‰*Every man deserves a female friend who'll say "Ben-Smile I can see you're not okay" close the door and come and do small *. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‡ ๐Ÿ‘‰*She caught me cheating now she says* _If I still want her, I must sing the National Anthem backwards_ ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘‰ *Do you know you can be in a relationship without knowing?* ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡ Some people are dating you in their mind ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ‘‰Some girls are complaining that, they are tired of being single.....* *How can I approach you when you are wearing my three (3) yrs salary on your head* ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคท‍♂๐Ÿคท‍ Only the wise can relat

Ben-Smile Random Jokes

 ❌ *Now BBN has ended.... Let go back to where we stop. Reginal Daniels why did you marry that old man. You thought we've forgotten abi*๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ❌: *Most girls biggest lie* "I don't date guys for their money ". Liar. No one enjoys *POVERTY*  so shut up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚  ❌ *Nothing  pains a lady more than when she says "Leave me alone" and you left immediately* True or Yes? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ❌ Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you."   Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?"   Boy: "Its me talking to the beer." ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚  *Money doesn't change people....it unlocks the character that was jailed by poverty๐Ÿ˜* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ❌Something is telling me "Go to the barracks and rape female soldier." I need to know if they moan.๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ ❌ My Oga's wife is calling her new baby a bouncing baby boy...... and now my spirit is telling me to throw him up and see how he will bounce when he lands on the ground ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿค”

LAUGH LIKE MADMAN...๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘ Ben-Smile Jokes๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘

๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚**Turn to ur neighbour and say* *NEIGHBOUR* ..... *Shout it loud* *NEIGHBOUR.....* *Shout it louder* *NEIGHBOUR.....* *next WEEK I must buy* *knockout**๐Ÿ˜‘⛹๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ You think you mean the world to some people , until you enter their heart and discover you are just a small village without light and water๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Because they call you phone engineer you are now wearing helmet to repair phone What's your aim oga??๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜’The only difference between harmattan and winter is just visa♨ abi na lie ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜‰Make una help me thank God for my life ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡ I almost landed myself in serious trouble today,I nearly asked a girl out,forgetting we are still in December♨ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Attention_please Dis harmattan breeze just carried my slim frd 2 d next junction. Plz if you're slim put Rocks in ur pockets. ๐Ÿ˜ชWhile your mother is praying that you should have a long life, you're in your boyfriend's house shouting ''Ooohh yes!!! baby kill me'' My sister you are wasting your mothe

๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐBen-Smile Throwback Jokes ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ

  ❌ She just called me and said she haven't seen   her period since she visited me..  I've searched everywhere in my house I didn't see anything . What am I even looking for ?. Now Dat I don't know what period looks like . Please what does period look like ? let me know what to look for.. ❌ in Nigeria you will buy V.I.P tickets just to end up sitting on a speaker . ❌ Why is it hard to stay out of trouble these  days? I happened to do my landlord's son's Maths homework yesterday. I overheard the boy telling his dad that he had zero. Since this morning am still inside my room trying to come out without them noticing me. I can’t even go out to buy food... ❌.By now some secondary couples are planning on finishing secondary school together, go to the same university, work at the same place and get married.  Should we tell them  If the girl did not fail maths the guy will fail English. WAEC will separate them before the ancestors DO  . ❌Federal government should tell

Ben-Smile Jokes

๐Ÿ‘‘ Ben-Smile Random Jokes ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ **Teacher:* A girl that jumps from one man to another is called a what? *Me :* A bouncing baby girl ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ **I wish Facebook will be giving us warning like; *Do you really wanna accept Abena* That girl na ashawo ooo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… **: If the price does not come down before my wedding......๐Ÿ˜œ Brethren na beans and bread Una go chop๐Ÿค“๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ **Hustle oooo.... So dat EFCC will not come to ur compound and pack everybody and leave you alone **The moment I knew Nigeria was in trouble was when someone stole his neighbor's white goat and dyed it black... only for the neighbor to say he recognized the goat by its smile ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝ *If u can't make your woman Scream with your money, let her Scream with ur DicK. Don't be useless in both.* ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž *Some girls will be forming slay Queen.. Buh if you see the hand of their bra.. It looks lik Danfo driver's seat belt* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ *Once I become very rich, I will hire someone that w

Ben-Smile Jokes

๐Ÿ‘‘ Ben-Smile Random Jokes ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ **Teacher:* A girl that jumps from one man to another is called a what? *Me :* A bouncing baby girl ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ **I wish Facebook will be giving us warning like; *Do you really wanna accept Abena* That girl na ashawo ooo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… **: If the price does not come down before my wedding......๐Ÿ˜œ Brethren na beans and bread Una go chop๐Ÿค“๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ **Hustle oooo.... So dat EFCC will not come to ur compound and pack everybody and leave you alone **The moment I knew Nigeria was in trouble was when someone stole his neighbor's white goat and dyed it black... only for the neighbor to say he recognized the goat by its smile ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝ *If u can't make your woman Scream with your money, let her Scream with ur DicK. Don't be useless in both.* ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž *Some girls will be forming slay Queen.. Buh if you see the hand of their bra.. It looks lik Danfo driver's seat belt* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ *Once I become very rich, I will hire someone that w