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Ben-smile. Don Come Again With Random Jokes...            ********************************* *We live in a world where women believe all men are  "cheat and Lairs" forgetting when they always say "What a man can do, a woman can do better" πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ * how Americans compose music title- rainbow : u look beautiful with your pretty eye ur charming smile ur glowing hair ho girl ho girl u are just like the "rainbow" u are as beautiful as nature its self.......... how Nigerians compose music title rainbow : rainbow  rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow u resemble rainbow my baby i will buy you bugati no be lie i fit die make thunder fire me rainbow oo rainbow ooo rainbow oooo baby girl oya follow me to the rainbow make we panana.......... i feel like crying! *This life sef, So easy to lose focusπŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜• One minute you are determined to save money at all cost. The next minute you are buying Suya saying "I cannot Kill Myself **At my age

Ben-Smile Jokes

πŸ™ŒLAUGH LIKE MADMAN...πŸ™Œ πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘ Ben-Smile JokesπŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚**Turn to ur neighbour and say* *NEIGHBOUR* ..... *Shout it loud* *NEIGHBOUR.....* *Shout it louder* *NEIGHBOUR.....* *next WEEK I must buy* *knockout**πŸ˜‘⛹πŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ You think you mean the world to some people , until you enter their heart and discover you are just a small village without light and waterπŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Because they call you phone engineer you are now wearing helmet to repair phone What's your aim oga??πŸ˜‘ πŸ˜’The only difference between harmattan and winter is just visa♨ abi na lie πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰Make una help me thank God for my life πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ I almost landed myself in serious trouble today,I nearly asked a girl out,forgetting we are still in December♨ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Attention_please Dis harmattan breeze just carried my slim frd 2 d next junction. Plz if you're slim put Rocks in ur pockets. πŸ˜ͺWhile your mother is praying that you should have a long life, you're in your boyfriend's house shouting '

Joke

People who judge others by What they post on social media have the strongest mouth odour Don't argue plz, this is science πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚

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Ben-Smile Jokes

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ LAUGH OUT  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 1.Girls are fun of saying: i gave u everything, i gave u my body, is this how u pay me back? My sister didn't i give u my own body too?? Make i hear some girl tell me that nonsense again!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 2.*Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 4.I stopped reciting *Nigerian pledge ever since *1cup* of rice became N100. To serve Nigeria with which strength,when I never chop♨ πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜• 5.I was struggling with my Biology examination when one slay queen asked "please is skeleton a wild animal?" Chai!!! Invigilator has fainted ,we are now fainting according to our exam numbers, & am just waiting for my turn to faint...😨😨😨😰😨 6.When u propose to a beautiful girl and she does not accept , my brother don't insult or blame her. She is saving u from drinking garri πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #thank_meh_later😜😜😜 7.If t

Ben-Smile Random Jokes

Fun Time with Mr Smile *Staying in a one-room is nice until you wake up in the middle of the night and call your neighbours because there is a man with dreadlocks who is standing on top of you only to find out it's your mop. * . No be everybody wey fall for church get demon inside , some are just sleepy that ' s all . * . You don't need to always shout to be known!! EVEN without advert !! GaRRI STILL sELL p * ss indomie .  * Supporting arsenal and super eagles will kill you faster than bullet * . Don't get excited when a girl starts calling you Boo!!  Boo might be a short Form for OloriBooruku . . * . If KUKERE were to be nigeria anthem, as a student will u miss assembly ? * . Shout Out To All The Guys Dat Borrows Money Just To Impress their Girlfriends. Just keep It Up ,The Lord Is Ur Strength. πŸ”³Virginity is like a Balloon, One prickπŸ‘ˆ and it's gone for ever! πŸ”³Sex is like a pack of Chips🍟, Once you start! You can't stop😝!