Ben-Smile Jokes Reloaded

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Nigeria🇳🇬 is not save, i was kidnapped and killed😢😥 but I managed to escape🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾

A journey of a thousand miles/steps begins with your transport fare.
Don't let Motivational speakers Fool You
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*My Sister.. A man Toasted you once and you said No but you don't want him to give up! Abeg, How many time does Adam Toasted Eve?*,😳


*Every man deserves a female friend who'll say "Sammy I can see you're not okay" close the door*. 😊😋😇

*She caught me cheating now she says*
_If I still want her, I must sing the National Anthem backwards_
🙄😂😂😂

*Wife:* swear with this Bible that since we got married, you have not seen any other woman...

*Husband:* what would you gain if I die?
🤣🤣🤣🤣

 *Do you know you can be in a relationship without knowing?*

Some people are dating you in their mind
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*That moment you are laughing so hard with your crush😂🤣😝 suddenly a heavy mess come out from your bumbum....*

🤥🙄😱😲
Some girls are complaining that, they are tired of being single.....*
*How can I approach you when you are wearing my three (3) yrs salary on your head* 😉😉🤷‍♂🤷‍

Only the wise can relate 🚶🚶🚶

 *I will never do this 🙄*
*I will never do that 🤓*
*Relax and fall in love first 😏,*

 Love comes with full mumu subscription 
😁😀😁😁

*My sister hustle o make your boyfriend no go put another girl's picture for status because you no get data to view*
😂😆🤣🤣

 *Apart from a noun,* *which other topics you can remember in mathematics?*
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