LAUGH LIKE MADMAN...🙌 👑👑 Ben-Smile Jokes👑👑

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😂😂**Turn to ur neighbour and say*
*NEIGHBOUR* .....
*Shout it loud* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*Shout it louder* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*next WEEK I must buy*
*knockout**😑⛹🏃🏃😂

😂😂 You think you mean the world to some people , until you enter their heart and discover you are just a small village without light and water😂

😂 Because they call you phone engineer you
are now wearing helmet to repair phone
What's your aim oga??😑

😒The only difference between harmattan and winter is just visa♨ abi na lie
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😉Make una help me thank God for my life
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I almost landed myself in serious trouble today,I nearly asked a girl out,forgetting we are still in December♨

😂😂Attention_please
Dis harmattan breeze just carried my slim frd 2 d next junction.
Plz if you're slim put Rocks in ur pockets.

😪While your mother is praying that you
should have a long life, you're in your
boyfriend's house shouting ''Ooohh yes!!!
baby kill me''
My sister you are wasting your mother's
prayers.😶

😂😂. One Kiss On Her Neck & She's breathing
Like a hair dryer
Women are dramatic😒😂

😁😁If anger could be converted to electricity,
Lagos alone would power Nigeria.
The number of angry people there is alarming.
😂😂?🤣

😂😂It is only in Nollywood movies witches will appear somewhere and  first thing they do is to laugh🤦🏽‍♂🙄Please what's funny??😒

😀😀The only exercise I've done this month is, "Running out of money"!
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Come see how I have reduced in weight.

😂😂Some people will finish bathing with a bucket and say "I just showered"🚿🚿😳😳my dear you just bucketed😂😂be real for once

😀😀ME: Baby, I heard u lost ur phone😕
Girl: Yes love
ME: Oya dash me the charger naa🙄🙄

😂😂If you die a virgin, u will still go to hell because u disobeyed a simple instruction "GO INTO THE WORLD AND MULTIPLY😂😂😂

😀😀*imagine if girls start doing rituals like guys,  they don't need to use iPhone or Benz to lure guys*   
*All they need to say is baby come to my house,i am home alone*🤣🤣🤣🤣
* chain..No guy for remain Ooh abi na lie Babes????*🏃🏼‍♀

😂😂 I was soo worried last night. 
Am not sure my future wife slept in the house.... Baby, please where did you go??😢😭

😀😀Guys that carry condoms in their wallets, what exactly is your purpose in life??? So you are walking on the road and hoping to see a girl and climbing on her like a fowl abi..
Let me just  mind my business...

😂😂I want to marry a woman as funny and crazy as I am.
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