THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO WILL GO TO HELL IF BEN-SMILE IS TO BE THE ANGEL
1: If you're a President or Governor in anywhere in Nigeria. Pls just jog inside fire no waste time.πππ
2: NEPA staff pls just walk gently inside, i no wan dey mention name be fastπππ
3: Police officers, you people have 3 bedroom flat for thereπ
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4: If your name starts with Bu.. , oya enta fast fastππππππ
5: Girls, if Regina Daniel is your mentor or role model, just enter without force we have plenty old men there.πππ
6: Lecturers oya enta, you have a mansion thereπππ
7: If your name is Amaka just enter without force, we don't want anything like disappointment in heavenπ€πππ
8: Yahoo boys who hammer more than 10M and don't want to bless other hustlers on Street.. Oya jog inside tooπππ
9: If u have start to become slay queen from secondary school no argue with me just enterπ€£π€£π€£
10: If you use to dye your hair, oya enta Zlatan is your captain thereπ€―π€―π€―
11: Girls with much makeup that use to confuse boys oya enterπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
12: Boys with dread locks hair just dap nd enter no waste time.π€«π€«π€«
13: If you are the class captain of your school and you use to chop money just enter no difference between you and police officerπ§π§π§
14: If you have 5 girlfriends and promise them wedding at the same time. Welldon sir just ride on to hellπππ€©π€©π€©
15: EFCC, DSS, ICPC, FED, SARS, environmental officers just enterπ‘π‘
16: Are you the type that use to whine Nepa by hanging wire to electric pole in the night or you use to disconnect your meter and connect it to NEPA light without paying NEPA bill. Just enterπΆπΆπΆ
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17. You reading without liking or commenting...
Your own na with koboko, I go use Chase you to hell...
Ben-smile Jokes2
: "Sub for me nah" Is one of the sign and symptoms of a yeye galfrend π Every guys should have two girlfriend in case thunder fire oneπππ π I can't forget my first day in boarding school... They served us rice, while i was waiting for stew one guy passed and whispered to me "guy na jollof be that ooo better chop"πππ Stay at home you won't listen. My neighbor left her house and went out and now her pot of soup is missing. The worst part is that the soup is not even sweet.. mtcheeewππ I just passed by my landlord without him recognising me, this face mask is really workingπππ *Can you believe my tailor that I gave clothes since last year just called me to tell me that my Christmas clothes is ready, hmm... I told him to wear it..*ππ
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*Some of us Nobody loves us at all even if we run to the top of a mountain & shout I love U* *the echo will even reply"mad o"..*ππππ After this whole Corona Wahala, you'll hear wedding co
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