Ben-smile Jokes2

: "Sub for me nah" Is one of the sign and symptoms of a yeye galfrend 😀

 Every guys should have two girlfriend in case thunder fire one🏃🏃😂 😂

I can't forget my first day in boarding school... They served us rice, while i was waiting for stew one guy passed and whispered to me "guy na jollof be that ooo better chop"😂😂😂

 Stay at home you won't listen. My neighbor left her house and went out and now her pot of soup is missing. The worst part is that the soup is not even sweet.. mtcheeew🙄🙄

I just passed by my landlord without him recognising me, this face mask is really working😂😂😂

 *Can you believe my tailor that I gave clothes since last year just called me to tell me that my Christmas clothes is ready, hmm... I told him to wear it..*💔😅😅😅

*Some of us Nobody loves us at all even if we run to the top of a mountain & shout I love U*

*the echo will even reply"mad o"..*💔😔😏😭

 After this whole Corona Wahala, you'll hear wedding colors like QUARANTINE green and ISOLATED yellow, indoor white & SHUTDOWN blue, PANDEMIC purple and COVID Pink, SANTIZER white and MASK peach😂😂😂

 🔱No need for BBnaija again this year, we are all house mates already, if them evict you, na isolation Centre straight....

Stay safe.

 🔱Did anyone notice that since CoronaVIRUS came out

Nobody is posting I am sick please pray for me..😂😂😂😂