Ben-Smile Jokes

🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩*_How can a girl be angry at me for using my own penis 🍆 on another girl? My own penis! Imagine my own personal penis 😂_*😀 🚩*EFCC should start investigating the source of people's poverty. Not only their source of wealth*. *Poverty is also a financial crime* 😩😩 🚩*Davido son Is just two days old And he is richer than me* 😭😭 ```na wah ooo```😀 🚩_If Federal government can stop imported rice for local farmers to thrive, why not stop imported generator for PHCN to work?_😀 🚩*Before you hate me, just ask yourself, are you important to me? Better don't waste your hatred for nothing!* 🤣🤣🤣 🚩*_Who told Africans that after birthday, the next day is Facebook_* Thanksgiving Service 🙄🙄  🚩Woman love money woman love money!!??   Judas that betrayed Jesus was she a woman.?      Ladies, is the volume okay by you. 😂 🚩*_Mention that person u will see in heaven n shout eii!! How come who open the gate for you_* 🤣🤣🤣

 👉Am thinking of opening private part🍑 shaving saloon Please support me 😋  👉i lied to someone that i work with shell company, now she has packed in. How do i unshell myself? 👉Even if marriage is free, some men will still not get married..they just love jumping from Janet to Joy 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 👉. *Some guys will never take a lady out on a date, all they know is visit me, visit me.* As if they're admitted in a hospital. 😂😂😂😂😂 :   👉I have made so many mistakes in my life but what I'll not try is to fight where there will be no one to separate us. * I can't come and intentionally kill myself♨ 🤣  👉*Our language is called mother’s tongue* *because our father never get a chance to talk* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 👉Dear ladies, stop looking for a guy that won't cheat on you. Look for a guy that'll care for you, respect you, value you and be proud of you... In fact look for me. 👉My Roommate Who Is A Banker Quit His Job After His Uncle Advised Him To Come Work Wit...

Nigeria🇳🇬 is not save, i was kidnapped and killed😢😥 but I managed to escape🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾 A journey of a thousand miles/steps begins with your transport fare. Don't let Motivational speakers Fool You 🙄🙄🙄🙄 *My Sister.. A man Toasted you once and you said No but you don't want him to give up! Abeg, How many time does Adam Toasted Eve?*,😳 *Every man deserves a female friend who'll say "Sammy I can see you're not okay" close the door*. 😊😋😇 *She caught me cheating now she says* _If I still want her, I must sing the National Anthem backwards_ 🙄😂😂😂 *Wife:* swear with this Bible that since we got married, you have not seen any other woman... *Husband:* what would you gain if I die? 🤣🤣🤣🤣  *Do you know you can be in a relationship without knowing?* Some people are dating you in their mind 😂😂😂 *That moment you are laughing so hard with your crush😂🤣😝 suddenly a heavy mess come out from your bumbum....* 🤥🙄😱😲 Some girls are complaining that, ...

*Teacher:* A girl that jumps from one man to another is called a what? *Me:* bouncing baby girl 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👮   I wish Facebook will be giving us warning like; *Do you really wanna accept Abena* That girl na ashawo ooo😂😂😅😅 If the price does not come down before my wedding......😜 Brethren na beans Una go chop🤓🚶🚶 👉Hustle oooo.... So dat EFCC will not come to ur compound and pack everybody and leave you alone   👉The moment I knew Nigeria was in trouble was when someone stole his neighbor's white goat and dyed it black... only for the neighbor to say he recognized the goat by its smile 🤣🤣🤪😆🙆🏽 *👉Some girls will be forming slay Queen.. Buh if you see the hand of their bra..  It looks lik Danfo driver's seat belt* 😂😂😂🏃🏃 : *I know 80 percent of my friends here don't know the meaning of "POS" it means "Pot Of Soup".* For interview seek, learn now.  😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 👨🏽‍⚕ *Don't allow loneliness kill you. I do part time dat...

🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰 💮 👉*My sister hustle o make your boyfriend no go put another girl's picture for status because you no get data to view* 😂😆🤣🤣 👉A journey of a thousand miles/steps begins with your transport fare. Don't let Motivational speakers Fool You 🙄🙄🙄🙄 👉*My Sister.. A man Toasted you once and you said No but you don't want him to give up! Abeg, How many time does Adam Toasted Eve?*,😳 👉*Every man deserves a female friend who'll say "Ben-Smile I can see you're not okay" close the door and come and do small *. 😊😋😇 👉*She caught me cheating now she says* _If I still want her, I must sing the National Anthem backwards_ 🙄😂😂😂 👉 *Do you know you can be in a relationship without knowing?* 👇👇👇 Some people are dating you in their mind 😂😂😂 🤥🙄 👉Some girls are complaining that, they are tired of being single.....* *How can I approach you when you are wearing my three (3) yrs salary on your head* 😉😉🤷‍♂🤷‍ Only the wise can relat...

 ❌ *Now BBN has ended.... Let go back to where we stop. Reginal Daniels why did you marry that old man. You thought we've forgotten abi*😁😁😁😁 ❌: *Most girls biggest lie* "I don't date guys for their money ". Liar. No one enjoys *POVERTY*  so shut up 😂😂😂😂  ❌ *Nothing  pains a lady more than when she says "Leave me alone" and you left immediately* True or Yes? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ❌ Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you."   Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?"   Boy: "Its me talking to the beer." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂  *Money doesn't change people....it unlocks the character that was jailed by poverty😏* 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ❌Something is telling me "Go to the barracks and rape female soldier." I need to know if they moan.🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 ❌ My Oga's wife is calling her new baby a bouncing baby boy...... and now my spirit is telling me to throw him up and see how he will bounce when he lands on the ground 😎😎😇🤔...

🙌 😂😂**Turn to ur neighbour and say* *NEIGHBOUR* ..... *Shout it loud* *NEIGHBOUR.....* *Shout it louder* *NEIGHBOUR.....* *next WEEK I must buy* *knockout**😑⛹🏃🏃😂 😂😂 You think you mean the world to some people , until you enter their heart and discover you are just a small village without light and water😂 😂 Because they call you phone engineer you are now wearing helmet to repair phone What's your aim oga??😑 😒The only difference between harmattan and winter is just visa♨ abi na lie 😉😉😉 😉Make una help me thank God for my life 👇👇👇 I almost landed myself in serious trouble today,I nearly asked a girl out,forgetting we are still in December♨ 😂😂Attention_please Dis harmattan breeze just carried my slim frd 2 d next junction. Plz if you're slim put Rocks in ur pockets. 😪While your mother is praying that you should have a long life, you're in your boyfriend's house shouting ''Ooohh yes!!! baby kill me'' My sister you are wasting your mothe...

  ❌ She just called me and said she haven't seen   her period since she visited me..  I've searched everywhere in my house I didn't see anything . What am I even looking for ?. Now Dat I don't know what period looks like . Please what does period look like ? let me know what to look for.. ❌ in Nigeria you will buy V.I.P tickets just to end up sitting on a speaker . ❌ Why is it hard to stay out of trouble these  days? I happened to do my landlord's son's Maths homework yesterday. I overheard the boy telling his dad that he had zero. Since this morning am still inside my room trying to come out without them noticing me. I can’t even go out to buy food... ❌.By now some secondary couples are planning on finishing secondary school together, go to the same university, work at the same place and get married.  Should we tell them  If the girl did not fail maths the guy will fail English. WAEC will separate them before the ancestors DO  . ❌Federal government sh...

👑 Ben-Smile Random Jokes 👑 🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰 **Teacher:* A girl that jumps from one man to another is called a what? *Me :* A bouncing baby girl 😂😂😂😂😂😂 **I wish Facebook will be giving us warning like; *Do you really wanna accept Abena* That girl na ashawo ooo😂😂😅😅 **: If the price does not come down before my wedding......😜 Brethren na beans and bread Una go chop🤓🚶🚶 **Hustle oooo.... So dat EFCC will not come to ur compound and pack everybody and leave you alone **The moment I knew Nigeria was in trouble was when someone stole his neighbor's white goat and dyed it black... only for the neighbor to say he recognized the goat by its smile 🤣🤣🤪😆🙆🏽 *If u can't make your woman Scream with your money, let her Scream with ur DicK. Don't be useless in both.* 😎😎😎 *Some girls will be forming slay Queen.. Buh if you see the hand of their bra.. It looks lik Danfo driver's seat belt* 😂😂😂🏃🏃 *Once I become very rich, I will hire someone that w...

👑 Ben-Smile Random Jokes 👑 🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰 **Teacher:* A girl that jumps from one man to another is called a what? *Me :* A bouncing baby girl 😂😂😂😂😂😂 **I wish Facebook will be giving us warning like; *Do you really wanna accept Abena* That girl na ashawo ooo😂😂😅😅 **: If the price does not come down before my wedding......😜 Brethren na beans and bread Una go chop🤓🚶🚶 **Hustle oooo.... So dat EFCC will not come to ur compound and pack everybody and leave you alone **The moment I knew Nigeria was in trouble was when someone stole his neighbor's white goat and dyed it black... only for the neighbor to say he recognized the goat by its smile 🤣🤣🤪😆🙆🏽 *If u can't make your woman Scream with your money, let her Scream with ur DicK. Don't be useless in both.* 😎😎😎 *Some girls will be forming slay Queen.. Buh if you see the hand of their bra.. It looks lik Danfo driver's seat belt* 😂😂😂🏃🏃 *Once I become very rich, I will hire someone that w...